Adventures in.....

A whole lotta things I thought I'd NEVER. EVER. DO. AGAIN!
* And no, they're not teens. And I'm not Elisabeth Shue.*

Here's what I'm doing from day to day...

5 months old, it seems okay.

A 3 year old in

Hell No. Uh-Uh. NO WAY!

A little ambitious, I admit...but I'm REALLY not fond of cleaning big kid sh*t!

So if you happen upon me, don't judge, have a soul.

You do what you gotta for the good times to roll.

When 5:00 comes around and they're still on my time, please show up at my door with a bottle of

Wait, better yet....

THE END.

Well. Not really. It's kinda only the beginning!